Since its release in 2011, Minecraft has grown to over 140 million active players. With that kind of following, you know there’s going to be some weird Minecraft content floating around on the internet. In no particular order, here are some of the weirdest.
Note: This article contains NSFW content.
Minecraft Rule 34
Ok, let’s go ahead and get this weird shit out of the way. If you’re not familiar with Rule 34, it simply means that no matter what the topic is, there’s a pornographic depiction of it. And you guessed it–Minecraft porn exists.
This isn’t new, actually. Even Notch, the creator of Minecraft, mentioned the Rule 34 content on Twitter over 11 years ago.
Whoa, there exists rule 34 material on Minecraft. Don’t google it if you don’t know what that means.
— Notch (@notch) June 17, 2010
To make things even weirder, the game’s official release date was November 18, 2011. The initial release of the game was May 17, 2009, and the alpha release was on June 30, 2010. This means that the Rule 34 Minecraft content was out there even before the alpha release. That didn’t take long at all.
To each their own, I guess.
Twerking for (And Farting On) Your Crops
Crops can take a bit of time to fully mature. For certain crops in Minecraft, you can increase the rate of growth by using a fertilizer called Bonemeal. Having a hard time finding Bonemeal? No worries. With the Twerk Sim 2K16 mod, you can simply twerk for your plants to make them grow. Party time.
That’s not all, though. There’s also a mod, appropriately named Crop Dusting, that allows you to fart on your crops to fertilize them.
A farmer’s life ain’t easy, but thanks to these Minecraft mods, it doesn’t have to be so hard.
Minecraft Head Guy
This one isn’t as weird as it is funny. TikTok user @kharrii1 (now @kharrii2) took to social media about his square head–and became an internet sensation almost overnight.
Thus, Minecraft Head Guy was born.
Skins That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
From that time Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift to whatever the fuck this is, there are thousands of weird Minecraft skins out there. However, there’s one in particular that will give you nightmares for years to come.
This skin, known as FireTheGlock, is hands down the creepiest Minecraft skin I’ve ever encountered.
The Ass of Doom
Minecraft is a game without limits, and one gamer wanted to test those limits. Youtuber ChronosPallas decided to build a giant ass floating in the sky. Unfortunately for the town below it, the giant buttocks, made out of sand and rigged with TNT, was also designed to take a poo.
Thankfully, all of the townspeople survived, though they still struggle to cope with the event that took place.
